It’s always
amazing & dreamlike to find out ‘one fine morning’ that one of the BIGGEST business
magnates in the country is your Loooooong Lost (‘How Long?’ that I don’t know,
for sure!) Brother! And, when you
find that out, by sheer chance -AS IT HAPPENED TO ME!- the other one too
becomes your brother -Here, Mukesh Ambani!- & you AUTOMATICALLY qualifies
for the immense wealth these brothers amassed, ‘as a brother’!
All those things of yester
year cinema – like finding one’s long lost brother with the sighting of a
black mole/mark under his buttocks when the long lost brothers fight & ‘ACCIDENTLY’
tear the trousers just EXACTLY above the much hidden mole/mark or remembering
the 10 line song/lullaby which the mother sang when the brothers were @ the
incredibly ‘comprehending age’ of ‘BARELY’1 & 2 years are
pass & it’s the era of new generation movies where the long lost ones
find each other using SMS contests, ‘FREE’ talk time offers etc!
That’s what I
found out one fine morning, 19-04-14 to be exact! And, who can fathom the great joy of a brother (Me!) finding
out a long lost brother & getting another long lost brother FOR FREE!
It also dawned on me that the ‘FREE’ offers we, the poor brother
Indians, have been bombarded with, all across the width & breadth of
the country, is nothing but ‘the Great Helping Hand Technique’ offered by
our dear long lost ‘BIG’ brothers to find our long lost ‘BIG’ brothers!
When I
landed ‘back’ in Bangalore on 19-04-14 & when I switched my mobile
back to life I got a message from my service provider! I give it here EXACTLY
as I got it!
[Message]
Hi, I
had tried
calling
you at 12.42
pm 18
APR
::
Reliance
[
Sender ]
01401359128
[ Time
]
19.04.14 08:52am
For a moment my
heart was leaping with joy & soft emotions thinking about my VERY CARING service provider
or rather SHOULD I call him My Service Brother who, the very moment I
came back, INFORMED me about the CARE He has for me with the
above given message!
As I
remembered Buddha & his teachings, I reduced my emotions & started to
think about the ‘Brotherly Message’! Then, when I searched further in my
message box, to my surprise, I found another message in my mobile phone
which shattered My Concept Of Brotherly Love; I give that heart shattering
message ‘too’ here, with a BrOkeN hEaRt:
[Message]
You
have been
successfully
subscribed
to Missed
Call
Alert service for
Rs.30.00
for 30
days
.To
Unsubscribe,
SMS
<UNSUBM1>
to
51234.Reliance.
[
Sender ]
51234
[ Time
]
15.04.14 12:13pm
I
realized, I ‘NEVER’ sent a subscription message or asked to
activate this ‘GREAT & WONDERFUL’ service! And, I also remembered I
had fought against this sort of ‘CHEATING’ earlier, as well, and
posted some of them in ‘Complaint Box India’ (Group - Orkut) & ‘Indian
Complaint Box’ (www.indiancomplaint
box.blogspot.com), a couple of years back! I painfully
understood that These ‘TRICKSTER BROTHERS’ Have Been Continuing With
Their Large Number Of ‘CHEATING TRICKS’, all these years, ‘unabated’!
And, I
remembered it is the same brother who ‘monthly’ sends me ‘WARNING’ MESSAGES, without fail;
I provide here one of the ‘THREATNING’
MESSAGES I get every month from My Ambani Brother:
[Message]
Dear
Customer
please
pay your
Netconnect
Bill due
of
Rs....... today
to
avoid late
payment
of Rs100
or 2.5%
charges.Kindly
ignore
if paid.RCOM
[
Sender ]
RM-Reliance
[ Time
]
27.03.14 09:12am
Here, the BIG Brother ‘THREATENS’ to collect Rs 100 or 2.5% (Whichever
is HIGHER!!) ‘if’ I fail to pay by the pay by date! Is TRAI
Mama aware of this ‘30% penalty’ (Or ‘SHOULD’ we call it ‘LOOT’?!)
imposed on the small & smaller
brothers when billions worth assets of Indians and small &smaller Indian brothers are compromised (Read LOOTED!) for the sake of BIGGER BROTHERS, all across India,
all these decades of FREEDOM?!
And, it is interesting to
know that for the last 6 years or so I have been paying WHATEVER my dear Ambani
Brother has been asking DESPITE I GETTING
00.001kpbs more often than NOT for a connection I took, FOOLED
BY the offer & marketing (Read ‘CHEATING’!) technique which
trumpeted UPTO 114kpbs!!! One SHOULD try to understand the patience levels I
have @ present due to the AMBANI ‘UPTO’ PATIENCE TRAINING
METHOD (AUPTM!) which got introduced
into my life by this 00.001kpbs Wonderful Device
(Data Card!), though I regularly, NON
STOP, call My Ambani Brother Names!!
By collecting rupees 10s,
20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 100s etc, ‘slyly’ ,these BIG Brothers, all
over India, all over these decades of Mobile Revolution, under the All
Seeing ‘Sleeping’ Eyes of TRAI Mama, SHOULD HAVE AMASSED A GREAT FORTUNE,
without anybody other than TRAI Mama noticing! (Millions SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOTED in this way, ‘MONTHLY’, i.e. ‘Rs 30 or 50 or 100 or 200 x millions of customers’, in
the names of ‘UNSUBSCRIBED’ Caller Tune Installation, Missed Call
Alert, Miscalculation, Plan Modification, Simply Charging For Nothing or Simple
Adding & millions of other Innovative Cheating Methods or ICMs
– WE SHOULD CALL IT THE ‘GREAT INDIAN MOBILE ROBBERY’!)
Definitely, the ‘Who Is Who’ of the TRAI Mama Circle (TRAI-MC!)
SHOULD HAVE GOT THEIR POUND OF ‘FIP Flesh’ that they keep their eternal
quietness intact! After all, it’s Independent India where the ‘Special
Every One’ has the Constitutional Right to be eternally silent
though they are paid (We, the ignorant
common people, call it ‘Government Salaries’!) by the taxes paid by the
FIP (Free & Independent People – Since 1947, August 15!) of India to
Raise Their Voice against injustice happening in their fields of action!
Another piece of great &
wonderful piece of information that emerged out of all these ‘Long Lost
Brother Finding Programs’ is that ‘Looting Is NOT Looting When A Brother
Loots Another’, after all we, all Indians, are brothers! It’s all about one
brother looting the other….And, of course, the BIGGER ones can loot the smaller
ones, as are the rules in the Family Book Of Looting The Brothers! It is
clearly stated in the Statutory Rule Book Of Brother Looting –which is
always with the ‘Always Sleeping’ TRAI Mama- that the Powerful
brothers can SHAMELESSLY LOOT the less powerful ones as ‘it’s ONLY
the Fittest Looter (Brother) survives!’
And, TRAI Mama
is always JUST! Though HE sleeps
all the time IN FAVOUR OF THE BIG BROTHERS’ LOOTING, He is as JUST as the God
Yamadharma! After all He sleeps
according to the Rule Book of Brother Looting where it’s been clearly
writen in ‘undecipherable’ words that Big Brother has the right
to loot the small or smaller brothers
24/7, and, that’s ‘a’ truth, which is self evident in FIP’s India!
When we see all these LOOT
happening, in front of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ Our Dear ‘TRAI’ Uncle
(Or We, Indians, call Mamasree!), who is ‘supposed to control’ all
these ‘Brotherly Looting’, I think, it is NOT stupid to
assume that the ‘Sleeping Beauty TRAI Mama’ is the reincarnation
of ‘Sakuni Mama’ of Mahabharat fame or He is the Modern Day ‘Sakuni Mama’,
favoring the Kaurav Brothers, ALWAYS! Who doesn’t know that the
Sleeping Mamas ALWAYS favoured the Kaurav Brothers?!
BUT, it is a great thought that day in & day out the 1
billion+ great people of India, in their thousands, would be
finding out Their Long Lost Ambani Brothers, non stop! And, it’s another
wonderful thought that some of them would ‘EVEN’ be finding out their ‘Own’
Long Lost Mittal (Of Airtel Bharati!) Brothers, Birla Brothers & Other
Brothers, as well! What IS the difference but in the names, as all
Indians, at the least, by now, must have come to know that all Indians
are BROTHERS (& NOT Bothers!) &
clearly understood what they had learned in their ‘ill furnished class
rooms’ from their ‘well qualified ignorant teachers’ that
“All Indians Are My Sisters & Brothers” IS true! But, one can’t be
that sure if there, in the 1+ billion brothers available for an average
Indian, some are ‘MORE’ BROTHER THAN THE OTHER or NOT?!
Anyway,
it’s a SOOTHING & WONDERFUL THOUGHT that , in this country of a billion FIP –where more than 30% the So Called ‘Free &
Independent’ People (That would be between 30 & 40 crores of ‘Free &
Independent’ People or FIP!) are BELOW THE POVERTY LINE –Despite adding
Ocean Full of water to the Real Poverty Line Reports/Records (RPLRs!)!- thousands of people ‘WAKE UP EVERY DAY’ to find out a
LONG LOST Ambani or Mittal or Ruia or Birla Big Brother (‘Bhaiyya’-we, FIP, call
in Our Rashtra Bhasha Hindi!), under the ‘EVER SLEEPING’ Watchful Eyes of TRAI
Mama &TRAI-MC! O
What An Idea, Ambaniji……Mittalji….Birlaji….Our (FIP’s!) ‘Other’ Big Brotherjis….TRAI Mamaji…. TRAI Mama Circleji…..OF LOOTING ji?!
The Same Article In 'Great Views' HERE!
